Where can I get a left hand screwdriver from?

Question

And a tin of stripy paint.

Answer 1

its simple! take a potato and slide it down the screwdriver, place in the microwave for two hours, take it out and slde the screwdriver out of the plastic sleeve,hint, remove the potato and use the edge of your living room tabletto helpslide it out, turn the table around, now insert the s***w drivers shaft into the handle. As far as that paint goes, its not as good as the gold when your huffing.

Answer 2

not forgetting a decent joke

Answer 3

Same place as you could get a glass hammer and a long stand.......

Answer 4

Buy a ratchet screwdriver it works left or right handed.

The tin of stripy paint is a wee bit more tricky it is very difficult to paint on if you are not an experienced painter, because of the possibility you just might put it on upside down and will come out a flat coat instead of gloss, leave that one to the professionals, but good luck with the screwdriver.

Answer 5

From a left hand screwdriver and stripey paint shop.

Goodbye

Answer 6

easy from a shop same as me ha ha

Answer 7

from a left handed shop silly

Answer 8

try a second hand shop if you have the time

Answer 9

get me a tin of tartan paint while your there

Answer 10

get a left handed one out of your right hand! as for the stripy paint, im really not sure, that stuff has become scarce.

Answer 11

don't forget to buy left-handed screws to go with it or when you try to s***w them in they will be coming out.

Answer 12

You have to wait until April first before you can buy them. Shops have loads of them then

Answer 13

B&Q

sell

left hand screwdrivers

sky hooks

glass hammers

long stands

tins of stripy paint

a box of no nails but that does not work now

it was a woman that drove me to drink

i forgot to write and thank her...

....

Answer 14

Same shop as the left handed hammer and chisel.

And I'm afraid I don't know about stripey paint, but there's a shop in Glasgow that sells tartan paint to tourists... :)

Answer 15

have you tried the website www.nonexistanttools.com, also available there are sky hooks glass hammers, blunt saws, chocolate fireguards,

Answer 16

if your going down to bnq get 4 metres of philopian tubes