Where can I get a longer dipstick for my car?

Question

The present one won't reach the oil. Also how do I turn off the oil warning light that is annoying me when I drive at high speed down the motorway

Answer 1

Sounds like the dipstick is sitting in the drivers seat.Top up with oil till light gos out  

Answer 2

Are you a girl?

Answer 3

your kidding me right the dip stick dont reach the oil try adding oil moron

Answer 4

I think you have a problem with the nut behind the steering wheel, it may need therapy :-)

Answer 5

Pour oil in to reach the dipstick.

Answer 6

Try the front seat..  

Answer 7

If it isn't reaching the oil it needs oil put in..

You will never need a longer dipstick.

Answer 8

go buy 3 gallons of oil.....fill engine!

Answer 9

I hope that you are just kidding with this question!  It did make me laugh.  just pour in some oil and you'll be fine.

Answer 10

try a breakers yard  

Answer 11

haha i got a laugh.  

Answer 12

just behind the steering wheel

Answer 13

Heh,heh heh.The old ones are still the best.Thanks for the laugh.Anymore like that?

Answer 14

are u mad it wont reach the dipstick coz it has no oil in the engine keep pouring untill it reaches it if you dont know how to do it then ask some 1 asap to do it that knows how to before the engine goes bang and it will cost a lot of money to get fixed

Answer 15

You shouldn't get a longer one, you should just move the handle further up the stick.

As for the warning light, rest a long, thin bladed philips screwdriver against the light & give a sharp, firm 'tap' with a hammer.

Job done.

Answer 16

Seems to me that the dipstick isn't the only thing that's a bit short!  Ever thought of running for president/prime minister?

Answer 17

hahah...longer....dipstick....

is your "dipstick" too short?

Answer 18

You could try cutting a hole in the top of the engine to let you dip the stick deeper into the engine.

Answer 19

lol..you dont need oil in the engine...just cover the light with black tape like homer simpson...and turn your radio up louder will mask the sound of the engine braking up....good luck.

Answer 20

ARE YOU TAKING THE p**s,

put more oil in,

i think its you thats the dipstick.

Answer 21

Hahahaha and you might want to check your cars' flanges, it can fail the MOT if they aren't up to standard~.