Where can I get one of those cool Brazilian thongs for men in 5XL?

Question

yeah, but I'll bet it costs a Brazilian dollars.

Answer 1

Have you ever considered just using a parachute?

Answer 2

Have you tried a place called KhonKaen , it sounds like a flower? What do you think?

Answer 3

The local Parasailing shop!

Answer 4

The locals use those to hang their teddy bears in their room.  You see they don't have the wonderful large men we have in America.

Answer 5

I nice large amount of dental floss should do the trick!

Answer 6

Seeing you in a thong would make Sisqo turn over in his grave...

Answer 7

I found one hanging from the rafters in the garage this morning, you're welcome to it

Answer 8

Georgia tent and awning or maybe International Male.

http://www.internationalmale.com/dept.as...

Answer 9

Just buy a pair of siz Med. tighty whiteys, throw them on and boom instant brazillian thong!

Answer 10

Is this question for real? Are you just trying to make fun of yourself, the brazilian people or what? I really dont find this question funny. Obesity is not something one can laugh at.

Answer 11

IF IT EXISTS, IT'S ON EBAY!!!

Answer 12

You're scaring me...

Wal-Mart...they have everything.

Answer 13

Wal-Mart or K-Mart,  they have all sorts of things in sizes that shouldn't exist.

Answer 14

String together some banana leaves from the locals

Answer 15

htttp://www.s**y-clothes-cafe.com

Answer 16

please don't

and boo on the brazillian dollars joke. Ha

BA DOOM BOOM CHING

I'm guess the person who said Bed Bath & Beyond, thinks you should try the beyond section.

Answer 17

No, you can get them up here in Vacaville at the outlet mall.  Its the Wear-House of Giant Underpants.  Really cheap too!  I have see them.

Check it!

Answer 18

In Rio... You can wear it there, while I vacation in the Mediterranean... Sorry, Dude

Answer 19

walmart... lol  @ sail shop... lmao...

Answer 20

Bed Bath and Beyond

Answer 21

i think i have a few in my drawer.  so what if i'm a xs female?  i still got 'em

Answer 22

maybe the next time you're in the Sahara Desert you could talk to Omar the Tent-Maker about making one out of camel leather and tent fabric.