Where can I get the script for the monologue Sal and Lola?

Question

There's this monologue I recently saw on YouTube that I wanted to use, but I can't find the script for it anywhere. It's called Sal and Lola and it's about a drunk bridesmaid. If you can just post the script in your answer, that would be great. Thanks! Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6ti9dt6lo

Answer 1

I just typed this from the video, so it may not be 100% correct, but here's what I could discern.

May they... rest in peace. (Laughs) Oh God, I'm just kidding, I'm kidding. Brian. (Laughs) Ben. Whatever. The this is, is that, you know I have been a bridesmaid 12 times. Twelve walks down the aisle, twelve frickin', you know, toasts, twelve f***ing ugly bridesmaid's dresses. I can't believe Sal did this to me, and you know what she said? I kid you not. She said, "Well maybe you can just cut it off and wear it out for cocktails!" (laughs) Really? I know, I don't even know what is going on with Sal. You know, it's like, well I know what's gotten into Sal. (Laughs) Oh G-, I'm sorry, I'm not usually like this. It's just that, you know, the other eleven I could pretty much expect, it's just that thing, you know, I'm a really good girlfriend, and I would tell them, you know, what kind of girly-girl sh** they were pulling, and what kind of psychos that they normally date. Except, that, you know, I get them out there, and we're having a good time, we're best friends, and then BAM! Brian. Mr. Right walks in, and then, you know, he sweeps her off her feet, because somehow hanging out with me made [unintelligible] her look amazing and confident and like "wife material." Then I can't, there's not more going out until 3 am, and no more, like, you know, giving guys fake numbers that stalked us all night. (Laughs) No, now, now they're, you know, shopping for all their domestic needs, and, you know, turning in early, and euh, it just... (pause) Now I always, just, you know, expect it. It's just, you know, obviously I'm gonna get the call, that like, you know, "Guess what! I'm getting mar.." Unh. I can't even say it. You know, Sal was still acting crazy before this announcement. She was still out there, flirtin' up a storm, you know? We'd, you know, um... She used to, you know, g- she used to go for guys like you! You know, a little down, a little out, a little... sweaty. I mean, no offense, but, you know, like in high school, you know, she would just, just go for the cheaters and the liars and and and and a-and the drinkers you know, and she'd love 'em all, and then you know, when they'd break up, you'd drink a bottle of Jack, and cry, and wake up the next day, and she'd put on her, you know, skinny jeans, and go out for another one, because it was, you know, Sal, and Lola. I almost got a tattoo. (Sighs) Ugh, you know, I mean we used to make fun of all these weddings, we'd, you know, we'd be like, "That is never gonna be me, he is such a dork." (Laughs) And now, she's... (sighs) marrying him. And this, stuffed into this hideous dress. Cheers and all for her... married... to her dork. Look, I'd better get back in there. It's almost time for my toast. (Sighs) Did you wanna make out or something? (pause) (laughs)

[Edit: I couldn't find a record of the original script, so it's very possible she wrote it herself or something like that.]