Where can I meet a "single-mom" with a tattoo on her butt?

Question

I am so attracted to single-moms, especially the ones that have thongs stuck up the crack of their butts. And I really like tattoos. I especially enjoy listening to all their stories about how every man in their lives were really bad guys, and how life has been so unfair to them while they sip on their "entitled' free drinks.

But the one thing that turns me on the most is when they say "I don't need a man, I'm an independent woman", when I know the taxpayer is paying her rent.

They are so s**y! I've just gotta have one!

Answer 1

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Just kidding probably throughout the west, England and the like but U.S.A is a safe bet.

Answer 2

OMG thank god there is a man out there after me

i dint just drink though i love to smoke to

and i love a little hootchy to

i only pay a little rent as i am so bad off

all my exes used and abused me

i know you wont

and oh yes i love my *** being shown off in a g banger ,( s**y hot hey )

the kid doesn't mind being at home he likes a break from mum nagging him

oh im not saying i don't need a man

there are some things i just cant do my self

like find out where all the bloody bludgers are so i can DOB on them

Answer 3

Come on down to Chuy's ( the local biker bar). On a good night you can find one  ( or more )with multiple kids from different fathers.

Answer 4

I'm sorry you've had such a negative experience with single moms.  But surely you're smart enough to know that there are many single moms who are nothing like you described.  Maybe you should think about why you keep meeting women like that?  I mean, where do you meet them?  I don't count on finding a quality man in a club, so I hope you don't think you're gonna find a quality woman there.  Remember, good single moms are harder to find b/c they aren't out at clubs and bars late at night; they're home taking care of their kids, or working a 2nd job to make ends meet!  Maybe you should raise your standards.

I'm a single mom of 2, and I had my kids (twins) when I was 19.  I have never been on welfare.  I'm a college graduate.  I work full-time in a well-paying job.  I pay all my own bills.  And while I do enjoy my boyfriend, I know that I'm an independant woman who can care for myself.

I just think it's really sad that you judge single moms like that.  And your stereotype goes both ways.  I mean how come I can't meet a decent guy who has a good job, a car (so he's not always asking me for a ride), no criminal record, and doesn't live with mommy and daddy or retarded frat boy types?!!  I mean how sad is it when women have to lower their standards to those few things?

Answer 5

A tattoo parlor or the beach or you can go back home and talk to mom about the good ole days..

Answer 6

Try a brothel, or the queue at the unemployment office.

Answer 7

You sound like you would be a perfect match for one.