Where can i buy a porcupine on the internet?

Question

i want to play a game where one tries to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat. but i cant find anyone who sells porcupines on the internet.

Answer 1

uhh are you trying to kill yourself? cuz thats a really dumb idea

Answer 2

not funny at all PLEASE DONT KILL THE PORCUPINE :(:(

Answer 3

you're a dickweed

Answer 4

I know where they live in the wild.  We even caught some and kept them in a cage for a couple of weeks for the scouts to see before letting them go.  They are shy timid creatures.

But a porcupine piñata, I don't think so.  Save them for emergency food when lost in the woods with nothing to eat (tastes like pork).

Answer 5

OMG.....Here's some games to play while you wait. lol.

waiting forever hopefully.

Answer 6

your kidding me.