Where can i get a job cleaning dead bodys up seen it on tv. ihave no skills or gcse'?

Question

ive seen it on tv it looks like imay be able to get £7.00 per hour since not many people want to do it

Answer 1

You sound like just the type of compassionate person required to do this sensitive job...NOT!!

Answer 2

Probably in the council estate in east london where you live there will be lots of work for you

Answer 3

Try Iraq or South London!

Answer 4

Are you serious? Very strange career choice, but perhaps a job on London Underground or other train company might be the way to go.   That's where most gruesome deaths happen I think.

Answer 5

First place to start would be your local funeral directors.

Answer 6

Call me, I may need you tonight..........

Answer 7

I can see just why you have no skills or GCSE's !

Go along to your local job centre they have lots  of training courses' on offer for guys and gals who wasted 12 years at school.