Where cn i find a goat that will be able to through mall security without any problems??

Question

Where cn i find a goat that will be able to through mall security without any problems??

Answer 1

You need a very young pygmy goat and a duffel bag and some hay.

My Friend raises these mini goats. If raised as pets they are very docile and can learn to snuggle down in small places.

  If a duffel won't clear security try a baby carrier or carriage with a very light weight cover and take a "mommie looking person with you"

What goat breeder you get her (and a young nanny would do better than a young billy both for less bleating and for cooperativeness) from will depend in where you live.   Check with your county agriculture agent.    

And please tell us why you want to get a goat through mall security.

Answer 2

May I ask, why are you looking for a goat to go through mall security?  Do you need a seeing eye dog to help out?  They are accepted everywhere now a days.  I have never heard of someone using a goat to go shopping.  Please let me know and others too.  Maybe I lead a sheltered life.