Where did birds go to the bathroom before the invention of cars?

Question

Seagulls have been using my poor car for target practice all week :-(

Answer 1

haha good one you get a star

Answer 2

COVERED WAGONS

Answer 3

Years ago I started work at a place where parking was at a premium.  My second day I pulled in the parking lot, and lo and behold, I saw a wonderful spot in the shade!  I parked my car there, and when I came out after work I found out just why that spot was available.  

I had bird droppings from one end to the other.  Seems the tree shading my car was a real hot spot for the local birds.

You might avoid parking under trees. ( I learned MY lesson!)  

Answer 4

~~Ahhh! They went on cowboy hats :) That's why the wide and creased brim!!  Isn't it amazing what a bird does to your car-ewwwww! And seagulls are the very worst!~~

Answer 5

idk maybe its the color if you have a garage put it in there if you have c**p in your garage clean it out to put the car in, if you dont have a garage try moving your cars location.

and birds c**p everywhere they are like a freaking dog only worst cuz their c**p can end up on your head lol.

Answer 6

hahahaha... good one, but take caution where you park, under trees, power lines, parking lot lighting posts or other places where those sea rats perch

Answer 7

on peoples heads.