Where did the Asher twins come from?

Question

This one has been bothering me for years. I've already ruled out cesspool and moldy piece of bread.

Answer 1

actually George G, it is quite complex how asher twins come to be.  as to not disgust you with the logistics of it ill keep it simple.  two creatures of equal disgust must mate together.  after the mating ritual the male will normally eat half of a tuna salad then shove the rest into the female for his soon to be children to feast on.  as the tuna salad becomes rancid in the females cavernous uterean hole, so does the baby's brain.  eventually   the creatures are birthed ( 2 at a time  ) where they proceed to grow at a very quick rate.  quick but short rate.   this quick sizing often causes extreme attention disorders.  so does the weeks of playing in mold and asbestos , in what the parents thought would be their awnser to a plauge brought to them in the form of birth.   however instead of death these creatures just lashed out into the world and are what u see them as now.