Where do I come up with this s...............?

Question

Okay. You're about to be banished to a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. You are permitted to take 2 wordly possesions (ixnay on the boat) and one other person.

Who and what would you take? Why?

Answer 1

My wife - because I lover her, and we would make more people

My Bible - because I need to read it more

I want to say a soccer ball so I could name it Wilson, but I know that would be impractical.

So, my second item would be my pocket knife, because I think that would be practical for survival.

Answer 2

I would take a light winged aircraft and a tanker of airplane fuel.  That way I could fly away from the island.

As far as who I would take.  It would have to be Shirley Manson so I could go to bed with an amazingly hot redhead who could sing me to sleep every night until I was ready to go home.

Answer 3

I would take one of my best friends, steven, and as for the objects---- a laptop, and my cell phone

Answer 4

boyfriend and 2 kids

Answer 5

I would get banned for saying truly who and what!! Geez.

Answer 6

Duct tape, a paper clip and Wayne Newton.

Answer 7

I'd take a flare gun andCarmen Elecktra.

Answer 8

a monkey butler,  a macheti, and a hot female version of macgyver.

Answer 9

Water...clothes...and my hubby the "ex" (even though there is no such thing, yeah yeah...) Marine.

Answer 10

I would take Wentworth Miller & a s**y bikini & lots of breath mints!!!

Answer 11

Adam, matches, and cigarettes. I can be stuck anywhere forever as long as I have my man and a cigarette!

Answer 12

My Bible and that's all. God will take care of me.

Answer 13

a knife... matches and my enemy (in case i get hungry... lol) not really so i have some one to fight with!

Answer 14

I wouldn't take anyone, because then I would doom them to the same fate as me, and I'm sure they wouldn't want to be banished on a island because of me :P I would take my laptop if it had interent connection (which could really never happen) and something to write with, I love writing :) That's all I'd really need, as well as the things we need to live :)

Answer 15

Flint, Knife and Marks ExWife Sister

Answer 16

A full sized hammock, water, and Tyra Banks

Sleep off the ground, thirst, and good conversation, etc.,  with a fox

Answer 17

Cigarettes, beer, and...   what was the question again?!?!?

Answer 18

a machete, a pair of shorts, and my exwife's sister.