Where do I declare official war?

Question

I have decided to decimate all living things. I would like to declare war. Where do I officially declare war?

Answer 1

Just go into your market place and bullhorn.

Answer 2

you are a butt-hole

Answer 3

You have just done it lol

Answer 4

Iran

Answer 5

Germany.

Answer 6

mm, dont declare it, surprise attack is the best way.  

Answer 7

If you decimate all living things, then how will you survive after your "Official War"?

Answer 8

I would start with sending a very official looking letter to the United Nations.  Use letter heads and everything!

Answer 9

In your bathroom...preferably in the bathtub.

Answer 10

go 2 h**l.

Answer 11

Do you have any big robots?

If you have big robots I might help, but only if you have big robots...

Answer 12

First, you file your application with the United nations, and then they'll appoint a committee to review your request, and a delegate will then decide which ambassadors they will send to have a meeting with you.  After your meeting is finished, the ambassadors will return to the UN to file a report to the UN's military advisers to draw up an actionable war plan, and then they will send out field observers to view the nearest by battle grounds, which then at that point, they will send out a request to the local zoning committee, which at that point, they will come together with the citizens of the local town, so that they can have a town hall meeting over the war, and the war zone.  

Once all of that has been ironed out, a fifteen page report will be sent back to the military advisers, which will forward it to the UN ethics committee, which after they review it, will forward the approved report to the local environmental survey panel, so they can review the impact on local wildlife in the region.

Then the local environmental survey panel will convene a hearing with all of the rest of the previously mention committees, and advisers, with the local, and regional judges to finally authenticate the final paperwork...

For your commitment into the local insane asylum.

Answer 13

You have decided. Make that official then. You might find some resistance.

Answer 14

I think yahoo answers is the proper forum

Answer 15

If you have declared war, I am your enemy. I will come and find you unless you back down now.

oh, and I speak for the 6 billion human population, and the countless animal population.

Answer 16

number 10 Downing Street