Where do I sign up to be a Somali pirate?

Question

Where do I sign up to be a Somali pirate?

Answer 1

Well, now.

I have included a link for you to follow that will give you all the information you need about the Somali Pirates.  I have included a map so you can "zoom in" on the best places to get you loot.   "Ah matey, be car full in those Somali waters, and be sure you speak the French, because that is whare all the Somali Pirates end up. "  "appy travels.    K http://warandhealth.com/un-somali-pirate...