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Where do i get my feminist union card? I read the Doors of Perception and feminism is spock on.?

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  1. Check in Crunchy Nut Cornflakes packets.

    1 in 5 will have the card you speak of or you might get lucky with second chance draw.  Good luck.


  2. I haven't seen Bryan answer all night, could this be his alter ego??

    Lop off your p***s and the fems will think about giving you one.

  3. Buy a Woody Guthrie Album:

    Union Maid by Woody Guthrie © 1947 Storm King Music Inc.

    Guthrie borrowed the tune of "Redwing" to pay tribute to an unnamed organizer for the Tenant Farmer's Union in Oklahoma City. As he recounts in his Songbook, she had been "stripped naked and beat up, and then hung to the rafters of a log cabin until she was unconscious." Nevertheless, she was soon back to her rabble-rousing.

    This song provides an example of how women's history gets lost or minimized: while the first two verses are a fitting tribute to her courage, the third reduces her to a supporting role.

    According to David Joseph Arkush of Washington University in St. Louis, Woody wrote the first two verses for Ina Wood, a feminist union organizer who chided him for not having any songs which included women. The discordant third verse was added soon after by Millard Lampell to make the song longer, and has become part of the "canon."

    Rather than drop it, I "complete" the song with a fourth added by Fanchon Lewis and Rebecca Mills, recorded by the New Harmony Sisterhood Band on their 1977 album entitled ...And Ain't I a Woman? That's the folk process!

    You can find a printed version in The Liberated Woman's Songbook and Here's to the Women. You can visit David Arkush's Woody Guthrie page at http://www.artsci.wustl.edu/~davida/wood...

    There once was a union maid, who never was afraid

    Of the goons and the ginks and the company finks

    And the deputy sheriff who made the raids

    She went to the the union hall

    When a meeting it was called

    And when those company boys came round she always stood her ground



    Oh you can't scare me I'm sticking to the union

    I'm sticking to the union, I'm sticking to the union

    Oh you can't scare me I'm sticking to the union

    I'm sticking to the union till the day I die



    This union maid was wise

    to the tricks of company spies

    She couldn't be fooled by company stools

    She always organized the guys

    She always got her way when she asked for higher pay

    She'd show her card to the National Guard

    And this is what she'd say:



    You girls who want to be free, just take a tip from me

    Find you a man who's a union man

    And join the Ladies Auxiliary

    Married life ain't hard, when you got a union card

    A union man leads a happy life if he's got a union wife



    We modern union maids are also not afraid

    To walk the line leave jobs behind

    And we're not just the Lady's Aid!

    We fight for higher pay, and we will have our say

    We're workers too, the same as you

    And we fight the union way

  4. Just google "feminist union card."

  5. To become a feminist you only have to do one thing:

    March behind a sign that says "Equality", but lobby for privilege.

  6. first you need to infiltrate the organization, and i mean get in their, and when you get the feeling and you ll know when, shout i am woman hear me roar!!..........its more fun just to get them drunk.

  7. Get one of those index cards; got one?  Good.  Flip it over and in black marker write the words FEMINIST UNION CARD in big block letters.  Underneath write the words.  This card belongs to (your name) in small print to be used with the guidelines etc. etc etc.  When you finish laminate it.

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