Where do most sailors keep their happy socks?

Question

I use to keep my under my mattress.

Answer 1

when Decomming one of his Ships, DH found several behind/beneath the bulkheads.  

Answer 2

"under the mattress".....Now there is an imaginative hiding place.....no inspecting officer would ever think of looking there !!

What did you do on board ship?..... no mattresses

Had a recruit visit the doctor because of a rash.....the doctor told him to scrub his p***s vigorously with Phisohex.....the recruit refused explaining if someone saw him they would think he was "playing with himself"

The doctor gave him a perscription that authorized him to play with himself in the shower. Last I heard the bidding was up to $20 for the perscription.

Answer 3

i heard of a guy who kept it in his butt hole....but im just saying