Where do the Collingwood Football Club's players do their drinking & socializing?

Question

Below is a cut & paste of a news item regarding the only hotel in Collingwod....

*****A hotel in the Melbourne suburb of Collingwood has won an exemption from the Equal Opportunity Act, which allows it to refuse entry to heterosexual men and women.*****

Are there many hetrosexuals in Collingwood?

Answer 1

There's the Retreat hotel, that must be closed down, they used that for 'The Sullivan's'  TV series.                          

They're not really collingwood any more, they have given the suburb the ***, they are more like vultures, trying to help the kanga's, yeah sure EDDIE FLINTSTONE, we believe ya cobber, THOUSANDS WOULDN'T but we do.                                                                        

What's it called the blue oyster bar, can imagine Brody Holland and little Thomas in there cheek to cheek.

Answer 2

yeah how do they tell if you are/are not heterosexual-ask you to give the bouncer a BJ??-as a means test

Answer 3

You should come and visit Collingwood sometime and find out.

You sound like you would fit right in.

Answer 4

Forget the footy club for a second ...

what tha????

Do you have to PROVE that you're not heterosexual???

Answer 5

They do their drinking at strip clubs & their socializing with the h**l's Angels by the sounds of things. If they do go to hotels it must be at those pubs with the big screen on fight nights, because they all seem to want to fight when they get on the booze.

They should take a leaf out of the Sydney Swans book & start behaving like they do.

Answer 6

No, not at the Collingwood FC.