Where do they come up with these things... I wonder?

Question

So, give me a line of lyrics that you think are just awful, childish, ridiculous, cheesy and or corny from a song you like.

Answer 1

These winning Lyrics are from "Father Figure" by George Michael

i will be your father figure

(oh baby)

Put your tiny hand in mine

(I'd love to)

I will be your preacher, teacher

(Be your daddy)

Anything you have in mind

(It would make me)

Now check out this verse (the chourus was above

That's all I wanted

But sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime

Thats all I wanted just to see my baby's blue eyes shine

This time i think that my lover understands me

If we have faith in each other then we can be strong

eww... creepy.

Answer 2

Andrew WK - Party Party Party

O Party Party Party

I wanna have a Party

I need to have a Party

You better have a Party

O Party Party Party

You gotta Party harty

I'm gonna have a Party

Or else you won't be sorry

O Party Party Party

The Party's gettin' started

I know a guy named Marty

Marty likes to Party

O Party Party Party

Party's make me farty

I gotta take antacid

So I can keep on Partying

Sweet sweet Party

Party Party Party

You gotta Party

And I wanna Party

Who's gonna make this Party started?

Me! Me!

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Answer 3

the clash has some pretty random and funny lyrics

i love it

Answer 4

here's a verse for ya;

"I'm afraid of the dark.

Especially when I'm in the park.

When there's no one else around.

Oh I get the shivers.

I don't wanna see a ghost.

It's the sight that I fear most.

I'd rather have a piece of toast.

Watch the evening news..."

des'ree- 'life'. have that on your cornflakes ha ha!

Answer 5

"(Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, *****, Yahhh!

(Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, *****, Yahhh!"

(Are there any 30 boyz that---) Yah, Yah, *****, Yah Yahhh!

(Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next---) Yahhh, Yahhh, *****!

Dawg, get out my face, Im startin to get mad

Walkin up

(Soulja Boy, Can I have your autograph?) *****, Yahhh, *****!

Leave me alone, let me get some peace

I'm sittin at the house and a ***** can't sleep

Leave me alone ho, before I have to knock your *** out

ooh ooh this is my favorite part! (-___-;) sarcasm full blast!!!

Get out my face, ho!

Get out my face, ho!

Get out my face, ho!

Get out my face, ho!

he must have wrote it.. there's no one in this world that is THAT stupid.

Answer 6

"She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me

Come on and tease me like you do

Come on and tease me like you do

Im so in love with you

Im so in love with you"

-Squeeze Box-The Who

hahaha i think thats just plain weird ha xD

and i agree with the thing about The Clash xD i love it too

Answer 7

I Looked At You - The Doors

I mean, come on, put a bit of effort in, hahaha.

I looked at you

You looked me

I smiled at you

You smiled at me

And we're on our way

No we can't turn back, babe

Yeah, we're on our way

And we can't turn back

'Cause it's too late

Too late, too late

Too late, too late

And we're on our way

No we can't turn back, babe

Yeah, we're on our way

And we can't turn back, yeah

C'mon, yeah!

I walked with you

You walked with me

I talked to you

You talked to me

ETC.

It's a good song though. :)