Where does McCain get replacement parts for his plastic, robotic wife?

Question

He keeps her in very good working order it seems.

Answer 1

only Mr. Bush know.

Answer 2

Harry Mudd from the old Star Trek provides them.

Answer 3

from his new "Vice president choice".. Forgot her name though...

Answer 4

Ebay ~! LOL

Answer 5

I'll take her any day over angry black nationalist Michelle

Answer 6

the same place you should get your brain repaired

Answer 7

The doctor who designs her parts is a holdover from the German government of the late 1930's and early 1940's who defected to the U.S. after WWII. He works out of a secret lair 2 miles below GOP headquarters where other projects like the Hurricane Katrina relief effort and the Iraq War plan were formed.

Interestingly it is the same doctor who created d**k Cheney's heart and grafted the brain from a chimp into George Bush's head.  

Answer 8

From your mom. Sorry. A rude rediculous question gets a rude rediculous answer :)

Answer 9

That would be Mattel, makers and marketers of the laughable yet somehow venerable Barbie series of dolls: 100% plastic, always smiling, ready to iron a shirt at the mere beginning of a rumble of displeasure.

Not good at math, though: neither she nor Ken --ooops, did I mean JOHN?-- know how many houses they own?

That's OK: with his Alzheimer's, he makes new friends every day. Oh...maybe he thought he was choosing Cindy when he chose Vanilla Barbie. Way to go, John-Boy, you doddering old f4rt.

Answer 10

You are a very Rude person.  She is on the board of her own company and has done well.  She is a philanthropists who gives Lots of money to charities, even has her own, like Oprah.  She took in  and has an adopted child that was left to die.  She has done many many remarkable things for the betterment of children around the Globe. She does not flaunt her goodness as many do.

Answer 11

i believe that you grow them when they need an extra part, by the way when you gave you brain away you should have only given half, that way people could say your a half wit because you have a good excuse

Answer 12

She's never seemed plastic or robotic to me. The word that springs to my mind is 'SCARY' -- as in "FLY, my pretties, FLY!"

BTW, McCain doesn't get replacement PARTS, he gets replacement WIVES.

Answer 13

microsoft lol

Answer 14

jealous are we? she is not only pretty but very smart. McCain is smart for marrying her, and picking another pretty smart lady as his VP. the dems are getting their panties all wadded up over this. i am loving it.

Obama will lose and badly.

Answer 15

from some company that haliburton owns.

Answer 16

Mattel.