Where does the Champagne sold in Prince Charles' new organic shop come from?

Question

Where does the Champagne sold in Prince Charles' new organic shop come from?

Answer 1

I think it's his pee. The royal p***s produces some fine urine..good enough to drink

Answer 2

Champagne has to come from the Champagne region I think.

Answer 3

It's called Sham - pagne because Charlie boy is the REAL pain...the above poster is right, Champagne has to come from that region in France. Maybe Charlie has done a deal with all the British journalists who have retired to the region to grow grapes?

Answer 4

He cuts down trees from the majic forest on his estate and ferments the wood

Answer 5

Charles has a shop? Surely not?

Answer 6

To be called Champagne it would legally have to come from the Champagne region of France.

Answer 7

Assuming you have a bottle, look at the label.