Where does your lap go when you stand up?

Question

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

Answer 1

Lapland

Answer 2

urm..it stays put (doesn't go anywhere)...just the positioning changes from horizontal to vertical,rite? =)

Answer 3

Lapland becomes Thighland.  

Answer 4

It disappears into a vortex! Bwahahahah!

Oh, and where does the dark go when the sun comes up?

Answer 5

It doesn't "go" anywhere. Your lap is simply the upper part of your legs which take up a horizontal position when you are seated and a vertical position when you stand up. Its only a "lap" when horizontal and someone can sit on it.

Answer 6

It goes bye bye, and takes a break for awhile.

Answer 7

It takes a trip to the bahamas. Wouldn't you leave if you got sat on?

Answer 8

Your lap is a figment of your imagination.  It only exists in certain circumstances, and can act as a temporary table or stabilizing device.

I got a better question for you:

If a disgruntled employee is unhappy with their job, does that mean a gruntled employee is happy with it?

Answer 9

It transforms to become your upper legs - thighs from the front.

. . . .the lap bone is connected to the thigh bone etc. . . . .