Where in Australia can one get a nice haircut?

Question

My pet kangaroo Edward wants to trim his fringe. I used to do it myself, but now he said that it's not cool! He changed so since he ran away with bunyips! (He ran away from home and stayed with them for a week.) Before he was so contented, now he wants more and more things.

What should I do?

Answer 1

bunyips are mythical creatures.

Answer 2

take less drugs , or become a children's book writer

Answer 3

Give him more Bundy to shut him up.  Or take him to the local pet grooming salon.  Still might need that Bundy to keep him still in the chair.

Answer 4

He won't let you do it anymore? Geez, roos are just getting way too demanding these days!