Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

Question

Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

Answer 1

Don't know where he is but just wanted to say that the dude above me is an idiot.

Answer 2

Probably in Crawford Texas hanging out with old friends from the Reagan Administration.

Maybe McCain will single-handedly capture him just before the elections.

You can't put anything past Rove and the Republicans.

Answer 3

Hiding in his cave. And that is a great place for him.

America would put him in a country club prison. Give him a color TV and personal trainer. Feed him three big Muslim meals per day complete with imported wine. Give him a team of America's best lawyers, paid for by the tax payers. Take him before a liberal, catch and release judge, who would sentence him to 9,000 years for mass murder, but set his mandatory release date for 9 months. The anti America mass media would then pay him millions of dollars to write a hate filled anti America book which would be bought by all the liberals in America, making him rich like Al Gore. When he was released, he would run for congress as a democrat from New York and he would win in a landslide.

I think we should leave him in his caves.

Answer 4

I'm still looking for Waldo.

Answer 5

Even though our media barely reported it, several sources from Egypt, Afghanistan and Pakistan reported that bin Laden had died in December 2001.  Shortly before her assassination Benazir Bhutto also claimed, in an interview with David Frost, that bin Laden had been murdered.

Answer 6

Ask Sallie Mae She can find him.