Where is Ben Cousins shirt?

Question

when he goes to court will he be wearing a shirt, and why at 11am is he in perth without a shirt, god d**n it i want to know where his shirt is

Answer 1

His shirt is going to testify against him and in the meantime is in safe house.. there is also the possibility that The shirt may end up in a wittness protection program.

Answer 2

He's probably quite certain he has a shirt on.  Or he took it off coz of the "damned 'get them off me' caterpillars"

Answer 3

he was probably that wasted he thought he was in his sunday suit.

Answer 4

If you are stoned out of your mind you dont even know if its hot or cold but he is about to find out ~~

Answer 5

Looking at Ben sitting in the back of the sheriffs set of wheels, without a shirt and lacking bronze-up,

I wondered where the baby oil was.

Maybe his appearance is on the decline

Answer 6

No need for shirts when you look like that.

Answer 7

He put his shirt on EBay - that drug habit costs a lotta money you know!

Answer 8

From all reports ............... wasn't it hot in Perth yesterday ?

Answer 9

I don't care, he looks pretty great without a shirt.

Although, I'm not a fan of that feral tattoo on his stomach.

Answer 10

Calm down, he sold it to get more ice. Between drugs & rehab his wallet must be feeling skinny, can't see much more football money in his future either so he may be shirtless for a while.

Answer 11

it was hot

and so he thought was he

Answer 12

stuffed in his pants

Answer 13

As my wife would say....He's too s**y for his shirt.

Answer 14

He was sat in the car while the police searched his car for 40+ minutes. The weather in Perth yesterday was hot.

The police let hin remove his shirt, they said that in the early reports.

What's the bets it was a female officer!

Yummy!!!