Where is all that Global warming Gore promise I'm cold!?

Question

Where is all that Global warming Gore promise I'm cold!?

Answer 1

Typical politician, they never deliver on their promises.  China is losing billions to a harsh winter, snow falls in the Middle East, and big Al keep promising us the world will be warmer.  He'll be the last guy out of Dodge in front of the advancing glaciers still warning us of an impending meltdown.

Answer 2

No joke! A few weeks ago, it was 28 degrees Fahrenheit in FLORIDA! You want to know the darndest thing? Warming trends naturally precede Ice Ages! Ha!

Answer 3

Global warming does not just mean the earth heats up & everything gets hot. What we are experiencing now are just the beginning when temperatures turn frenzy..eg when it snows where its not supposed to, or rains too much or sea levels rise etc etc.

Soon, when all ice-caps begins to melt in a couple of years or so, it will turn hot. (ice-caps at the moment are like regulators for earth temperatures)

Answer 4

Stick around. summer is coming

Answer 5

Déjà vu anyone. i think ive answered this question before. its like bloody ground hog day around here.

Answer 6

global warming is an inacurate word for it. a more accurate word is climate change. other places in the world are getting hotter and hotter, causing other area's to become colder colder. so if climate change continues, ur *** would be frozen in a couple of decades.

btw ur hillarious

Answer 7

Hey Alex lighten up. Global warming is funny hahahahahahahahaha lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol. Al Gore has a special Hybrid Horse that he will ride to tell everyone the heat is coming. However he will change his name to Paul Gore. Al is building giant water slides all across America to channel the rising Oceans into to cool us all off when the warming starts. He is also putting Giant fans in outer space to blow cold air on the globe to stop global warming. Just remember one thing .

Al is good

Al is great

Let us thank him for our cool globe

By his fans we are cooled

Give us Al our daily chill

Answer 8

Are you trying to be funny? You think Global Warming is funny? Well one day when the world ends due to Global Warming it WONT be so funny.  Our world is already dying and you think its funny?  You think Global Warming is just a joke?  We can just put in some code and turn it off?  Well your wrong.  One day it will be too hot and you'll be whining...Thats when you'll know.

Answer 9

It's wintertime. You'd be even colder without global warming.

Answer 10

I know you're trying to be funny (nice try!) but this is actually a serious matter.

Well it may be getting cold where you are, but GLOBAL means that is affecting the globe- not just where Mike W lives. It is a genuine problem, but it may not be as bad as all are saying. It is happening on a rapid scale, but we can help stop it. Global warming is a misnomer for Global Climate change. It has to do with your latitude and longitude on the Earth. At around 30 degrees Latitude, it is going to get a lot warmer. Then, up by Europe (England mostly) where it is already pretty cold, it will get colder. Please do some research of your own to form an opinion about such an important topic. Beneath, there is a weblink to the National Geographic website where it clearly outlines the causes and affects of Global Warming.