Where is my bathroom?

Question

HELP! I can not find my bathroom anymore... Does anybody of you have any idea?

Answer 1

Is any of your pockets wet?

Or may be you've just flushed it away.

Answer 2

I have no idea!

Answer 3

You twit it woz all a dream .....you live in a tent!

Answer 4

This will work just right - Drink 4 pints ( 2 Litres) of water just before you go to bed - when you have to get up in the night to go to the loo, your subconscious will take over and then all you have to do is remember where it is when you wake up. IF it doesn't work, then just look for a puddle of urine in the morning and make that place your new bathroom

Easy

Answer 5

Pull your pants down and start drooling at the mouth, repeating "I'm NOT a god, Saul.  But I believe I'm making mud."  One of the orderlies will rush you to the right spot.

Answer 6

smell for shampoo, soap, toilet and bath cleaners, toilet water, p**p if you forgot to flush, tooth paste, tooth brushes and if all else fails check and see if your neighbor stole it because my neighbors always still mine

Answer 7

go down the hallway, make a right, go up the stairs and make a left, the 2 door on the left is the bathroom

Answer 8

You can use mine i just lost it but i found it under my pillow... did you check under your pillow?

Answer 9

just p**s where you are, chances is that your already in der