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Where is the best place to put an angry environmentalist freak who will not shut up about global warming?

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I personally suggest the bottom of a really deep lake with bricks tied to their ankles or in solid concrete.

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  1. so what should we do with you then?


  2. Seattle, Wa....I'm a big believer in using quarantines to prevent mass infection...

  3. Just put them out, unless it is at work then threaten them with a harassment complaint if they won't leave or shut up at your request.

  4. Well, his anger shouldn't be coming out at ppl.  I personally have alot of concern about global warming and the issues with mother earth, our goddess.  But, he shouldn't be attacking ppl.  Sorry that you are going through that.  Just ask him to back off...

  5. Deep in the Amazon forest, away from all technology.  We'll see how environmental they are then.

  6. somewhere cold

  7. In the Oval Office.

  8. Handcuff him to that fathead Al Gore.

  9. now that's just mean =/

    they care about the environment that you're living in right now you know!

  10. on the moon - then the earth is none of his business.

  11. on a small block of ice at the north pole

    he better hope he is wrong or he will be swimming for a while

  12. Downtown Beijing (cough, cough). Then ask if they want to pay $50 or $150 for an iPod.

  13. You should immediately sit this person down in the middle of your livingroom and have them explain to you what the crisis is about so that you can understand why they are concerned.  If they are unable to explain to your satisfaction, watch "An Inconvenient Truth" or "Six Degrees Could Change the World" on the National Geographic channel.  I suspect afterwards, you'll become engaged in the issue as well.

  14. Don't do anything stupid, but make it some where everyone goes! Don't kill your self or anything though

  15. In a tree with no way down, in a huge rainforest by themselves....  they can live off the tree

  16. haha i hate them, but they do have a point though i would hate to live in a world where its constantly really really hot and our kids possibly wont even survive

  17. just because you do not agree with all of someones beliefs, doesnt mean you should call them freaks and wish bad things upon them

  18. environmentalists are 100% true we are destroying our planet everyday.humans are ignorant mutha ****ers they dont know what they are doing to  earth .keep on polluting until you all die you'll see what i mean in a not to distant future.the end is near.

  19. I think a free floating iceberg, melting away in the open ocean would be a good start. If you can add a hungry polar bear to the mix, it would be even better.  It would save a bit of needed concrete, too.

    Best of luck!

  20. You're one to talk, Mr. "Let's put giant ice cubes in the ocean".

    However, I wouldn't pollute a lake with you.  You ought to be put to use fertilizing tobacco or something equally nasty.

  21. Send them to the north pole and have them glue all the ice caps back together.

  22. send them to the GOP convention this summer

  23. The self righteous angry people are quite annoying.

    I think they should be forced to go to a place of worship regularly and see how they like having other peoples beliefs forced on them.

  24. Ask them to go to icecap.us and observe the science and let him see for himself that global warming is a hoax! Also if you go to godtube and key in the global warming scam you will find some very interesting arguments against global warming and also this is the place to contradict all the stupid evolution myth! You could also purchase a dvd " Global Warming or Global Governance " from Amazon! I got a good used  one for $4.99!

  25. hey now, don't be too mean.

    Just tie them to a tree in the middle of the boondocks.

  26. I prefer an optimistic view.  Take him to a recycling facility and make him the door greeter.  Kinda like the guy at the Walmart entrance.

    He can thank people for doing their part and hand out smiley faces with recycling logos.

  27. This section is about The Environment. There are other annoying people who will not shut up about The Benefits of Free Trade, Illegal Immigrants, Human Superiority. Why not execute all the peopke who refuse to do anything. Kill most of the people on the planet [last half serious].Like Genocide do you then you can go to Darfar maybe help out since you like the deaths of people so much. No Solar Power for you die of starvation serves you right. Maybe joking if intention I think you are wrong.

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