Where is the next gas station?

Question

Where is the next gas station?

Answer 1

Keep going straight 10 miles north, turn on to Highway 35, you will see a Taco Bell.  Turn left, go past the apartments on your right.  Turn to Emory Road and go south another 25 miles.  You will then come to a shopping mall, turn right at the stop light.  Proceed, going the speed limit, until you see a man in a yellow poncho.  His name is Hank.  He will take you to the Whopperland (Burger King).  The gas station is located 2 blocks away.  I wish you luck on your voyage to the almighty gas station.  And remember, may the force be with you.

Answer 2

it is about 1 mile further down the road from where you ran out of gas with NO gas can, very little money and in the middle of nowhere at 3am on a tuesday in the rain

Answer 3

Hank is going to take you to the whopper LAYER, actually. I heard there are a lot of gas stations in the whopper layer.

Answer 4

the next one you see down the road.

Answer 5

Right across the street from the other one.