Where should I put this money I found?

Question

Whilst rummaging through the servants personal belongings I happened to discover Mrs Humpfrey's life savings of £306. What horse at Cheltenham should I put my 87 year old housekeepers money on. I fancy a long shot as I can't really lose either way, should I happen to win of course I shall replace Mrs Humpfrey's £306 minus expenses for and a spot of lunch a few gins and my inconvenience of course.

Answer 1

none!!!!!!!!give my mum her money back lol

Answer 2

just put the money in your pocket they are all donkeys at cheltenham lol .  eeeeawww

Answer 3

I think you should give it back. Why were you going through her things anyway? How would you feel if sum1 went through your things and took your money?

Answer 4

Simply enter Mrs Humphreys in to the race, bet on her, and then ride her to victory.

I'm sure she'd enjoy it.

Answer 5

Rotter, you never cease to amaze me. You take money belonging to an 87 year old woman, and gamble it? Fine so far, well done. But then if you win, you intend to REPLACE at least some of it? My good fellow, as a servant, her property is yours to do with as you wish. Just yesterday for example, I smashed my cook's collection of framed family photgraphs to smiethereens, simply to reiterate the point that I own everything I survey. Keep this in mind, lest your reputation dwindle.

Answer 6

HOW ABOUT YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR ***

Answer 7

Egads man!  You mean you actually pay her enough to have life savings?  

This won't do at all.  Tell her right away that you found her money lying around, that you don't think it appropriate that she should have it (as you know, she is a little senile) and that you will look after it for her.  

Then spend it as you will.  She'll either forget she had it in the first place, or else you can deny everything if she ever asks for it back.

Answer 8

your having us all on aren't you.

Answer 9

Horse racing is such an exciting sport. However, I would suggest that you check the horses thoroughly beforehand to ensure that you don't waste your money on any old nag. Once you have found that special horse, why not give it an extra boost with some of that special juice all of those athletes use?

By the by, I'm rather surprised that they let you back into Cheltenham after that last rather scandalous incident.

Answer 10

not forgetting the limosine travel expenses to and from the bookies, and for a bottle of pimms.

I reccomend buying the most expensive case of bubbly to celebrate your winnings.

If she's 87, you can probabily convince her the money never existed.

If you are for real, then you need urgent medical help for that head of yours lol

Answer 11

in my pockets there is lots of free space

Answer 12

There's that generous spirit of yours creeping through again Old Boy!!  You PAY the Old Girl?? Surely the fact that you provide her with a (perhaps slightly damp) roof over her head and employment should be enough. If she's in a position to save a little, I put it to you that you are being overly generous if she is in a position to save such a sum. You are absolutely right to remove it from her possession! What would a woman of that age do with £306? When she dies her money grabbing street urchin grandchildren will inherit it and simply squander it on Burberry baseball hats or similar! You are right Old Chum to confiscate it, it is for her own good. It doesn't matter what horse you put this money on, as long as it's gone for good!!

Answer 13

How about in my bank account?

Answer 14

Tie the money to a piece of string, the blighter will work harder when you dangel it infront of her face.

Poor people all think the same old chaparoo.

Answer 15

Why not send it to Ex governer Elliot Spitzer's girl Kristen, aka some long stupid name she made up? After all, now that her pic is all over town as a prostitute, she'll never work again in the field..and her singing career is not going to go anywhere, poor thing will need the money.

Answer 16

i would pt money on all of them..

then youll win sometting

Answer 17

I would think that was the hourly rate of one of those frisky fillies that we normally find on your web page browser history. So how about an frantic hour with Strict Suzanne and yourself just wearing a horse bridle  and a can of squirty cream?

Answer 18

Give it to me,  top hole old boy,  what what.

Answer 19

naughty, naughty boy

report to nurse at once for a sound thrashing

Answer 20

3.30 cheltenham blazing baily !!! 7/1 so about £2448 back if it wins thats my advice im putting 50 quid on that horse gl m8 !!!

Answer 21

give it to the poor, since you are obviously stealing from the rich ...

Answer 22

I would pick a horse that resembles her!! Good luck you Rotter!! LOL