Where should i hit him?

Question

Well,a guy a little bit bigger then me hit me my girlfriend today and made her cry(i wans't around) i wouldnt care that much but i lo0ve her more then anything so what would be the best spot to hit him then he hits the ground i know how to fight but i've never hit someone once and they fell,so help

Answer 1

Spinning Back kick his weiner.

Answer 2

kick him hard on the side of the knee then take him down and start kickin the **** outta him. I kno if he did that 2 my girlfriend i would **** his *** up

Answer 3

Keep it simple, grab him by the throat and punch him in the teeth.

Answer 4

punch em in the jaw hard!...wit all ur force

Answer 5

Gouge his eyes out.

He can't hit what he can't see.

Answer 6

take a bat and beat at him with a hockey mask on and leather gloves.

Answer 7

well if you or she has older brothers or cousins that would be best but go for the groin and like kick him while he's down and then run  

Answer 8

Pretend you are going to kick him in the nuts and when he drops his hands to block the kick drive the heel of your hand into his face right below his nose. He won't get up.

It would be better if your GF called the Police and pressed charges. It will keep you out of jail.

Answer 9

You can chop his neck at the left or right side using a shuto(chop). If you hit at the right spot, you might compress his jugular vein at the neck and limits the blood going to the brain causing him to have a temporary blackout.

ORRR!!!

You can beat up his girlfriend

Answer 10

You lost your chance when you didn't defend your gf right away.  What are you going to do, stalk the guy demanding a fight to restore your honor like some bad Kung Fu movie?

This is the point where you report it to the authorities because there are only two things that will happen now.

1) You get the c**p kicked out of you

2) You beat him up and then get arrested.

Answer 11

Don't hit him, if you do that is assault and there is a good chance you will go to jail. Even though you say you wont there is a very good likelyhood you will. Tell the cops but he hit my girlfriend earlier. Guess what they will say as they handcuff you? Why didn't you call and report it to us.

This is the same thing the judge will say.

What you are comptemplating is pre meditated assault.

To all the people that say take his eyes out or blow his knee out:

1) This is very hard even if you are well trained, let alone the type of person that needs to come on here to ask advice about it.

2) If you do connect and do this, you are definetly going to jail for assault. Self defense means you only do what is necessary to get the situation resolved. Anything more and it crosses the line to assault.

Besides asking on here is dumb with all of the people that answer like stated that actually have no clue, and have never had to defend themselves in your life.

You probably wont listen to this but that's your problem, but remember my advice when bubba tells you to pick up the soap.

Answer 12

This can't be a serious question...

Hit him in the tailbone. Or worse, get him in the taint, with the point of your shoe.