Where to find a gentleman?

Question

I am requiring a date for a do at the weekend, a little last minute thing for several hundred fabulous people.

It's ever so dreadfully rude of me to enquire, but do you have any suggestions where I might find a gentleman to accompany me at such short notice?

Answer 1

bus stop I have always received many enquires to the status of my availability, while waiting for the bus. I am so glad I have a vehicle now!

Answer 2

Surely a lady of your stature has a houseboy or two tucked away for an emergency?

I know any number of fairly cheap young men for hire, let me ask my friend Oscar Peachbottom I'm sure he can hook you up... if not, you can pay me in potcheen and no mouthkissing.