Where would you prefer Gustav went, and what would you be willing to do to change its current course?

Question

Where would you prefer Gustav went, and what would you be willing to do to change its current course?

Answer 1

Pittsburgh?

And I would eat peanut butter from Misty May's *********** to change it's course.

Answer 2

I would prefer if it stayed out in the Gulf and didn't harm anyone or destroy anything.

I ain't God, though, so I don't have a say.

We are trying to do something about the weather though, and have been for some time. Project HARRP, High Altitude Radio Research Project (part of project HARRP) is attempting to spot-heat the atmosphere in front of the jet-stream using high powered radio waves in the HF band. The heated air rises and cooler air rushes in to take it's place. The thought is that by altering the course of the jet-stream, weather patterns can be modified.

Theoretically, if you heated the air in front of a storm, that air would rise. Gustav would move into the resulting low pressure area, following it around like a puppy dog follows a Milk Bone ;)..

Answer 3

Well i would prefer it would hit a less populated area of the coast. But nobody can steer one.

Maybe someday we will come up with some way of weakening or destroying a hurricane all together-but we dont have that now.  

Answer 4

You know where I want it to go, and you know what I am willing to do to you have make that happen;)

Answer 5

why does it matter

Answer 6

I would make it hit Texas and destroy Bush's ranch.  

Answer 7

Away. A billion of us could go out in the middle of the Atlantic and inhale at the same time thus creating a low pressure area to draw it away from land.

Answer 8

Up Bush's a$s. I would love to read about that in the news!

This just in, Hurricane Gustav takes an unexpected turn up Bush's a$s. Meteorologists are baffled.

In exchange for this miracle I shall sacrifice my fattest lamb to thee.

Answer 9

its dubyas fault SHRUB has a weather machine