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Wheres Osama now?

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I think I saw him at taco bell a minute ago!

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  1. May be he,s making a deal with F.B.I.


  2. WTF? this is a dumb pointless question and a waste of people's time.

  3. He's staying in the Lincoln room at the White House.

  4. i love Taco Bell...those Cheesy Gordita crunches are the best

  5. whatever...he's sitting on my backporch!

  6. in a tunnel under the white house

  7. he could be somewhere in Asia

  8. So let me get this right, judging by the answers I've seen so far.  If I SAY I'm posting just to get points, I'll have this post removed, but if I say an answer like : "I saw him at Costco", I get my two points and the post gets to stay?

  9. really? wow, he must be a real pig, I saw him at McDonald's this morning!

  10. In a hole in the ground smelling really really really bad.

  11. No, he's probably enjoying Camp David at the expense of American Taxpayers.

    No wonder the US Government has been unable to find him.

  12. He's lunching with Bush.

  13. It is believed he is in a tribal controled area of pakistan. He has resorted to staying in pakistan because although pakistan is an allie of the us in the "war on terrorism"(the concept of a war on a method is retarded) they will still not allow US troops in the country. Areas that bin ladden are probably staying in are run by backwards (yeah, i know slightly ethnocentric, but seriously, murder is murder, any way you look at it, im looking at you pro death penalty people)relgious tribes who see him as a hero, so are helping him hide.

  14. Dead man walking.

  15. no hes in my house

  16. Georgie Jr. is keeping him on ice to present to the world at a time most beneficial to him.

  17. *Shaved back his beard to a goatee,

    Flew to Puerto Rico without a passport,                                         Went to Old San Juan and got a pina-colada at the place they invented it,

    Bought a straw hat,

    Went down to the beach to see the tangas,

    Took a taxi to "El Yunke Rainforest",

    In a couple of hours he'll be rubbing on the Chupa Cabra,

    And that is that!

  18. Boy, he really gets around! I just saw him at K-Mart, trying on cheap "I love NY" T-shirts.

  19. He's under your bed, and he's gonna getcha

  20. If I knew where Osama was right now, he would be dead.

  21. Considering all the time he would have been on dialysis, I would say dead...

  22. hes checking on his hoes and b*****s

  23. Are ya serious? he's long gone!! we'll never catch him...if we can't find him in ONE country in five years, then we will never find him! simple as that!

  24. my dog was chasing him down the street yesterday !!

  25. He's in Florida driving a cab.
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