Whereto learn magik(magic)?

Question

ok well i'veheardhatu know magic (magic) isreal. andyes i do believe it. i've believed it for years (sry im at sister's house and her keyboard's weird the spacebar doesnt seem to work 2 well) so like wherecanilearnthesethings. yes i knowmeditation is likeuknow a thingi should learn first. buti want to see whatican actually learnin magik. (no not the programing language) like i want to leanr toliekbe able to use the elements likefire and water air earth and stuff like that. sort of like controling it. likeif u'veheardof heshow'avatar thelastairbender' (noi didntgettheideafrom there) like do thingslikehat.. and like..doreal magic.. like.. telekenesis and stuff like that.. thnx! (plz givelinks to sites)

Answer 1

I hate to break it to you, but what you want to be is a con-artist. Nothing wrong with that, of course, look at magicians or illusionists - they make a living from tricking people into thinking they are seeing something they aren't. However, none of it is real, you cannot do the impossible, it is called "impossible" for a reason - all you can do is trick people into thinking you have.

I also don't see what meditation has to do with it. Everything you've described that you want to do is done by people on stage putting on a show of tricks, be it "magic" or "telekinesis" - it's all just an illusion to con the audience, which is what the majority of the audience goes to see. Although there will be several in the audience gullible enough to believe what you are presenting to them, the majority know that you are putting on a show to trick them.