Which Candidate Would Scratch My Nuts For Me Because They Are Itchy?

Question

Which Candidate Would Scratch My Nuts For Me Because They Are Itchy?

Answer 1

Obama would if he needed the votes....it was off camera....and he could hold a rally afterwards.

Answer 2

I'm sure it would be Obama, he wants everyone to have itchy nuts, no matter how hard you work to have nice itch free nuts he would like redistribute the itch so all can have some of the itch. A good cause for a nice socialist itch.

Answer 3

Obama would find some unemployed workers from the manufacturing and real estate industries and put them through a job-training program to learn how to scratch your nuts.  Then Obama would give them each a government subsidy to do the job.

McCain, on the other hand, would tell you to scratch your own nuts, explaining it was part of a national effort to become self-sufficient and in the process keeping costs down.

Answer 4

McCain and Palin.

One scratch the right, one scratch the left!

Answer 5

probably mccain i'm sure if bush said it was okay he would go for it..