Which NASCAR drivers would best fit into the following careers?

Question

Paperboy

Pizza Delivery guy

Brain Surgeon

Door-to-door salesman

Politician

Dance instructor (don't say Helio)

Stand-up comic

Air Traffic Controller

Slacker

Answer 1

Well this should be fun LOL. Just Guesses

Paperboy~Kyle Petty

Pizza Delivery guy~Brian Vickers (I would want him to deliver it to me and he was sponsored by pizza hut once)

Brain Surgeon~Ryan Newamn

Door-to-door salesman~Mark Martin

Politician~Tony Stewart

Dance instructor (don't say Helio)~Jamie McMurray

Stand-up comic~Kevin Harvick

Air Traffic Controller~Jeremy Mayfield

Slacker~JJ Yeley (poor guy)

Answer 2

Paper boy: Carl Edwards (Easy)

Pizza man: Michael Waltrip (There's no speed limit in NASCAR)

Brain surgeon: I do not know

Door-to-door salesman: Ron Fellows (You didn't say anything about Nationwide)

Politician: Tony Stewart (Remember Atlanta)

Dance instructor: Juan Montoya (It takes skill to get through the road courses)

Stand-up comic: Jeff Gordon (He cracks me up when he DNFs)

Air Traffic Controller: Patrick Carpentier (He got air in Montreal)

Slacker: Dale Jr.

Answer 3

Paperboy: Denny Hamlin

Pizza Delivery Guy: Tony Stewart (anything to bring in some more income to the new team)

Brain Surgeon: Jeff Burton. (only cause he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night)

Door to door salesman. Jeff Gordon (h**l, he has enough corporate sponsors, he might as well peddle their goods for a change)

Politician: Rick Hendrick (one word... DIRTY)

Dance instructor: JPM

Stand-up comic: Ryan Newman   (that or Harvick. It cracks me up every time I see 'Try a new girl friend' ad... Good one!)

ATC Jimmy Johnson (cool under pressure)

Slacker: Casey Mears

Answer 4

Paperboy-Denny Hamlin

Pizza guy-Kyle Busch

Brain Surgeon-Ryan Newman

Salesman-Jimmy Johnson

Politician-M. Waltrip

Dance instructor-Kasey Khane

Stand up comic-Smoke

Air Traffic Controller-Carl Edwards

Slacker-?????

Answer 5

Fun question, I like these!

Paperboy: Michael McDowell, wait he might crash the bike, oh well, better than 27 cars.

Pizza delivery guy: Kyle Busch, I want my pizza delivered fast.

Brain surgeon: Jimmie Johnson, he's so precise with his car.

Door-to-door salesman: Michael Waltrip, he can plug three sponsors in a sentence.

Politician: Tony Stewart, hypocrite, plain and simple.

Dance Instructor: Darrell Waltrip, he'll throw his helmet down and do a dance. "I won the Daytona 500! I won the Daytoa 500! Wait, this is the Daytona 500?"

Stand-up comic: Elliott Sadler, he's a funny guy.

Air traffic controller: Elliott Sadler, he spends a lot of time in the air (Talladega 2003 and 2004).

Slacker: Jimmie Johnson, he's too lazy to even sign my hat...

Answer 6

Paperboy- Reutimann (goofy boy)

Pizza Delivery guy- Tony Stewart (fat and nasty)

Brain Surgeon- Jeff Gordon (acts like a doctor)

Door-to-door salesman- Cousin Carl (even got his own cards)

Politician- Jimmie Johnson (a true yes man)

Dance instructor (don't say Helio)- Jamie McMurray (wuss)

Stand-up comic- Happy Harvick

Air Traffic Controller- Matt Kenseth (no personality)

Slacker- Gotta be Elliot Sadler

Now Old School answers:

Paperboy- Bobby Hillin Jr.

Pizza Delivery guy- Tim Richmond (want a beer with that?)

Brain Surgeon- Neil Bonnett

Door-to-door salesman- Rubberhead Rusty

Politician- Lake Speed (looked like one anyway)

Dance instructor (don't say Helio)- Darrell Waltrip (icky shuffle)

Stand-up comic- Benny Parsons

Air Traffic Controller- Cale Yarborough (Land the dang plane!!)

Slacker- Sterling Marlin

Answer 7

Paperboy-David Ragan, the all American boy next door.

Pizza delivery guy-Kyle Busch, that's what NORMAL 23 year olds do for a living.

Brain Surgeon-Ryan Newman, the college educated driver.

Door-to-door salesman-Carl Edwards, that cheesy grin would sell vacuum cleaners in a heartbeat.

Politician-Jeff Burton

Dance instructor-Kasey Kahne, he's a pro, I've seen it with my own two eyes.

Stand-up Comic-Kenny Wallace/Mikey W. two way tie

Air traffic controller-Jimmie Johnson

Slacker-Boris Said, he only races what? 2-3 races a season (it's a joke people)

Answer 8

Paperboy - Kasey

Pizza Delivery guy - Elliot

Brain Surgeon - Ryan

Door-to-door salesman - Jeff G

Politician - Tony or Robby

Dance instructor (don't say Helio) - Carl just because he is the most fit.

Stand-up comic - Kenny Wallace

Air Traffic Controller - Greg

Slacker - Mikey

Answer 9

Paperboy - David Ragan (This will probably be his new job in a few seasons)

Pizza Delivery Guy - Micheal McDowell (As long as he doesn't deliver in Texas....we've seen how he does going fast by HIMSELF at Texas)

Brain Surgeon - Ryan Newman (College grad and can drive a race car)

Salesman - Michael Waltrip (That guy could sell ice to eskimos)

Politician - Mark Martin (For some reason he reminds me a bit of Ross Perot)

Dance Instructor - Kasey Kahne (He's got moves)

Stand Up Comic - Kenny Wallace (I think he has some good lines)

Air Traffic Controller - Carl Edwards (He's a pilot....I think he could do it)

Slacker - Dale Jr. (No offense, but he seems like he could chill out all day and not get anything done drinking Bud, er I mean, Mountain Dew)

Answer 10

politician-http://www.nascar.com/2008/news/opinion/...

Answer 11

only going to answer one and that is Mikey is a politician............the only reason he has a sponsor

Answer 12

Paperboy-  ?

Pizza Delivery guy- David Ruitman (See if you can tell me...)

Brain Surgeon- ?

Door-to-door salesman

Politician-Kyle Bush (Destroying the US one win at a time)

Dance instructor (don't say Helio)

Stand-up comic- Michael Waltirp

Air Traffic Controller- Greg Biffle

Slacker- Jaime McMurry OR Boris Said

Answer 13

testicles...that is all

Answer 14

Paperboy----------------Kyle Busch (maybe then I'd always get my paper)

Pizza Delivery.........David Reutimann in the #00

Brain Surgeon.........Ryan Newman

Door to Door...........Michael Waltrip

Politician................Jeff Burton (Never afraid to tackle the tough issues)

Dance Instructor......Carl Edwards (he seems light on his feet)

Comic....................Kenny Wallace

Air Traffic................Terry Labonte (the ice man--cool under pressure)

Slacker...................JJ Yeley

Answer 15

Paperboy Kasey Kahne or Denny hamlin

Pizza Delivery guy Kyle Busch or Elliot Sadler

Brain surgeon Ryan Newman Or Chad Knaus

Door to Door salesman Jeff Gordon or Carl Edwards

Politician Rick Hendrick

Dance Instructor Juan Pablo Montoya or the gardner

Stand up comic Kenny Wallace

Air Traffic Controller Jimmie Johnson

Slacker Dale Jr.

  

Answer 16

Paperboy - Kasey Kahne

Pizza Delivery Guy - Jamie McMurray

Brain Surgeon - Ryan Newman

Salesman - Clint Bowyer

Politician - Michael Waltrip

Dance Instructor - Carl Edwards

Stand Up Comic - Kenny Wallace

Air Traffic Controller - Mark Martin

Slacker - Paul Menard