Which NHLer would you NOT trust to babysit your kids?

Question

Which NHLer would you NOT trust to babysit your kids?

Answer 1

Besides the obvious Avery (he tells female journalists that their columns will be used for his next masturbation sessions),  I really don't need my kids learning that, I'd have to choose Ryan O'Byrne.  Getting accused of stealing a woman's purse doesn't make for a good role model.

Answer 2

Mike Danton.

Answer 3

I would say Emery but he's no longer an NHLer.  I'll go with Avery.

Answer 4

Rick Tochett (former)

Emery (current)

Answer 5

any one that has any sort of criminal record ... or anyone that has ever been suspended or fined by the nhl.

Answer 6

chris simon

Answer 7

Ilya Bryzgalov looks like the guy that doesn't know how to work an oven.

Bryz + Microwave = House on fire.

Drop the puck already!

Answer 8

mike grier

Answer 9

Zdeno Chara. I can see myself coming home and he's scraping my kid off his foot with a spatula.

Answer 10

i would like to say avery. but every fighter i have met and chatted with, seem to be the most down to earth people ever.

i wouldnt trust jagr

rob ray, once had a discussion about hockey, some how turned into him telling me about the economic downfall of buffalo in the mid to late 90s. that is a great man

Answer 11

john kordic and bob probert. (yes I know they are former players thank you) and danny heatly. He killed his team mate driving drunk and speeding, I wouldn't want m kid near someone so irresponsible.

Answer 12

Avery yeah I know people are piling on about him but yeah he would probably tease a kid in distress.

Answer 13

probably Avery. If the baby needed to be fed he would just yell "Shut up, your ONE YEAR OLD you can get your food.". Dont get me started on when the baby needs to be changed.

Answer 14

Ray Emery. Can't even show up to practice on time. Not responsible enough for kids

Answer 15

Chris Simon.

Answer 16

Ray Emery, for sure.  He's a professional athlete who can't even show up for practices on time, so what makes you think he can take care of children??

Sean Avery too.  He'll be too busy talking on his phone to Vogue employees, or hitting on women in the park that he'd neglect my children.

And Evgeni Malkin.  lol he doesn't know English.  My kids could be screaming for help, and he won't even realize it.

Answer 17

I would never trust Graham Townshend. Because he yells  and shouts alot and it really freaks me out. He used to play for the sharks but now he coaches them. I did a hockey clinic with him once. He's not a happy camper.

Answer 18

Sean Avery. If a child would wet themselves, Avery would stand in front of them and taunt them the way he did Martin Brodeur. That's too truamatic for a little one, being taunted by an ogre.

Answer 19

Danny heatly he killed someone

Answer 20

Chris Pronger, I hear he eats small children.

Answer 21

i would say avery..

he just looks like a guy that will be out with girls,

not stay at home , and change diapers.

Answer 22

Jarome Iginla. He might turn into the baby and the kid might have to take care of him. :)

Answer 23

Corey Perry are you guys serious? He'll corrupt my children, I'll come home and my kids will be threatning to "get" me.

Answer 24

Tod Bertuzi. (IDK on how to spell his name)

Answer 25

Ray Emery Sean Avery and Wade Belak!

Answer 26

Sean Avery.....I wouldn't even let him come anywhere near my kids.

Answer 27

avery or mccarty, either one will take your kids to the strip club or bar