Which Of The Following Is Sarah Palin's Strongsuit?

Question

Fellow conservatives,

I am so excited that Sarah Palin was chosen, she brings so much to the table. Which of the following do you think makes her the best choice?

A.- Her vast foreign policy experience.

B.- One of the greatest mayors of Wasillia, Alaska ever.

C.- She went several months into her governorship before being

investigated for corruption.

D.- Forcing pubescent rape victims and mothers sure to die in

childbirth to carry their pregnancies to term. (woohoo pro life :) )

E.- She shoots lots of animals and likes machine guns.

F.- Two weeks ago she told ABC news she "doesn't even know what

a Vice President does"...I like that freshness...

G.- That John McCain put her a heartbeat away from leader of the

Free World after meeting her once for about a half hour (I like

snap decisions, they're fun, especially when all of humanity

hangs in the balance)

H.- She has a v****a. Isn't that cool? I bet all Hillary supporters will

vote for her because that's all women care about, is making sure

their candidate has a v****a, it's just that simple.

I.- Her embrace of science. Very few scientists have discovered yet

that the world is 6,000 years old and humans started when a talking

snake tricked a virgin into biting an apple. In that sense, Sarah is

on the leading edge of exploratory scientific study.

There's so many reasons that if John McCain's incredibly old cancer ridden body gives out, that Sarah Palin is gonna make the next 4 years on earth, really, really....gooood.

But what's the BEST reason? It's so hard to decide.

Answer 1

It looks like Obama supporters are really shaken up by this pick, It seems that our vp is more experienced than Obama.

Can it get any better than this? Sexism is back on the table for Obama supporters after they kicked Hillary out of the race.

Answer 2

H was funny.

But honestly, no one knows. McCain claims Obama is not fit to be pres. because he's inexperienced but chooses someone who governs a state for 2 years. He's a hypocrite

And in this case the VP is very important because McCain is 72 years old and the president has a very stressful job.

Answer 3

J.  She's the most popular governor in our nation.

K.  She has executive experience which neither Dim has.

L.  She deals with foreign nations as governor.  I guess you don't know what Canada and Russia are or how close Alaska is to them.

M.  She went to Iraq without being challenged to and without the press in full force.

N.  She is Commander of a military unit, The Alaskan National Guard.  Obama bin Biden command what?

O.  She has tackled corruption and cleaned up Alaska.

P.  She knows ANWR, while Obama knows to put air in tires.

Q.  She wasn't nominated because of the color of her skin.

R.  She actually works and doesn't just vote once in a while.

S.  She believes in the sanctity of marriage and life as Christ does.  You know Jesus that Obama pretends to believe in.  

T.  She is the change that Obama seemed to forget about when he picked the old white Washington insider.    

You and your ticket fail.  

Answer 4

I think C. it gives her real Republican credibility.

Answer 5

HAHA! Yeah and just think - she may be President!!! YIKES!

Edit: You have GOT to keep posting this! Hahahaha!

Answer 6

none of the above why do you muddle you facts with personal opinions it doesn't make you look very creditable at all /  

Answer 7

She is the perfect model for Republican Barbie.  Or Bobble Head Barbie.

Answer 8

You forgot one...

J - She covered her daughter's pregnancy, and said it was hers, just so she could continue to press for an "abstinence only" s*x-ed course.

Answer 9

You forgot to mention that:

J -  She's a much better man than Obama will ever be!

Answer 10

AH!!! Only in America can any Idiot become President (W) or VP!!!

Answer 11

promise to

1. Put Mooseburgers on every American menu

2. Make hunting and fishing part of the high school graduation requirements

3. Ensure you carry your baby full-term no matter what.  I did it.

4. Send your daughters to the front line along with your sons

and finally

5. Cover D.C. with ice so my husband has transportation.

This I SWEAR to you.

Answer 12

C.- She went several months into her governorship before being investigated for corruption.

Going several months is a GOP record.

Answer 13

she will be able to point out places on the map that Biden and Obama have actually been to.  And she will be able to show you names of global leaders in the paper that Biden and Obama have actually met in person.