Which Premiership player couldn't score in a brothel ?

Question

Ronaldo is excluded for obvious reasons.

Answer 1

Wow, i can't believe most people forgot one of most the obvious players: Crouch....

Answer 2

Alan Smith.... He is whack!

Answer 3

Shevchenkco, Pizaro, Heskey

Answer 4

rooney has

Answer 5

most of them! if they cry when they get pushed about then a butch hookers gunna *** em up!!  especially ronaldo.......

Answer 6

BOMBBB QUESTION MAN!!!!!!!!

I think Rooney will do well (esp. with older ones)

Mascherano/Skrtel wont be so lucky though!!!

Answer 7

Its got to be his naer-do-well friend, mr. wayne rooney.

Answer 8

LOL @ MJ

All the players above are good shouts but just picture Sven Goran Eriksson sitting in a brothel and you'll be ROFL

Answer 9

Half of Arsenal.... they're not allowed yet!!!!

Answer 10

@ MJ!

"half of arsenal" wait.. why..

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Answer 11

Got to be Wayne Rooney, still cant understand what Coleen sees in him!

Oh unless it was an OAP Brothel, then im sure he'll feel right at home, after his past encounters!

Answer 12

I would think Rooney.

He looks like Shrek. Period.

Answer 13

Drik Kuyt, man he is ugly.

Answer 14

i agree with nick...

darren fletcher..

he ent a big player,, or a partcularly good 1 really..

and he ent at all good lookin..

i don't get why ronaldo is excluded :/

Answer 15

Dirk Kuyt is bloody hopeless and with a face like that he would`nt have much luck in a brothel either.

Answer 16

Ryan Giggs and Neville . . .



unless they bring one of their magic blue pills. . . .

Answer 17

Bloody Darren Fletcher!!

I'm not exactly his biggest fan!!

Answer 18

Carlos Tevez

Answer 19

Ribery, Cuellar, The man in my avatar, RafaB

Answer 20

not cool mj..not cool at all !

Answer 21

Ronaldo brings them home for orgies. Trans especially.

Rooney scored with a gran in goal.

Not sure :P