Which Products Should John McCain Endorse or Lend his Name To?

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Which Products Should John McCain Endorse or Lend his Name To? Feel free to add your own too!

John Mc-Cane's - Walking cane's for the elderly.

Verizon Wireless: "Can you hear me now, ya little jerk? Good, you're drafted."

Fixodent- McCain says, "Now I just fixodent and like my wedding anniversary, the names of my kids, where I left my slippers or just wearing pants, Forget it!"

Quaker Oats- McCain "Though, I suppose if I didn't eat the Oats, I wouldn't need the diapers..."

Depends Adult Diapers- (Narrator:) "Because if they can hold John McCain's BS, they can hold yours too!"

Answer 1

Yes.   Cute.....

Obama has endorsed the Koran and Prayer Rugs.

Also cute.

Answer 2

None, but Obama should endorse baby diapers especially after he's whined and cried so much during his campaign.  He's a goddamn wussy and a flip flop lying racist pig.

I just looked and I think you have some kind of g*y love for McCain with all your questions about him.  Stay away from him kid, he's not a homosexual.

McCain IS our new president.

Answer 3

I just spewed soda all over my desk! Too funny!

Answer 4

Condoms (not magnums because he certainly can't be large)

Viagra ( to make it large )

You are funny haha.

I like this .

Answer 5

well you might as well put 29 oil companies that

shoveled in over a million dollars to his campaign so he would jump on board with the "drill here" "surge"~!!!