Which University is better, Harvard or Yale?

Question

My best friend wants to go to Harvard, I want to go to yale. I want to know which one is better because then maybe I'll go to Harvard, or she'll go to yale if I know which one is better. I don't want an answer like all the snotty kids go to yale or stuff like that, because whoever gives the best answer gets 10 points.

Answer 1

Harvard. People get strangled and stuffed inside of walls at Yale.