Which bike is better for me?

Question

kona five-o or santa cruz chameleon. For light freeride and still be able to climb. has to be able to get some air too.

Answer 1

i don't think either will fly?

so no "air time" sorry .......... might want to look into getting a single man airplane.

lol

just kidding .......... try looking them up

Answer 2

Well, which do you look hotter riding? LOL!

Seriously though, picture yourself on a quadruple wheeler riding the nerd mobile down Santa Cruz lane, right off the sandy beach. A buff man roller blading with a boom box sitting on his broad shoulders listening to 50 cent, drop outs to the left of you drinking malt liquor on the corner, bird’s chirping annoyingly, BBQ’s in plain view. Then a group of overly hot chic’s, you notice giggling and giggling when all of a sudden you notice them pointing and pointing, it is then you realize they are giggling and pointing at you. Faintly, you over hear what they are whispering to each other, “oh look at that nerd on that mongoose six wheeler”. Under you’re breath you say, “it’s a four wheeler for you’re information B-- itch”.

Crushed as you peddle away, wishing for better days.

Yeah so, I would highly suggest a bike that enhances you’re hotness.