Which branch of Islam has the most fun?

Question

Which branch of Islam has the most fun?

Answer 1

None of them

Answer 2

i agree with u that people who dont follw Islam think its not fun but when u r suppose to die one day and held accountable for what u have been doing when u were alive then one's fun vanshid and one starts to worry about the right and wrong so that one does not have to pay for the sins but yes i bet the most exciting ans fun part of Islam is that it assures u of a never ending happiness in hereafter .

the most fun part also is that no matter how much imagination u make of the hidden ifts of hereafter they will turn out to be the ones u could never imagine

Answer 3

most fun what?

Answer 4

the unincorporated branch

Answer 5

The one that gets all those virgins apparently.

Answer 6

The Sufis. They get to dance until they drop.

The Wahabists. They get to kill until they are dropped.

Answer 7

The Alawis (Syria and Turkey) and the Ismailis (think Agha Khan). Women don't have to wear headscarves, you can drink, you don't have to go to mosque (there are no mosques), and following the literal word of the Qur'an is unimportant, because all that counts is the deeper, hidden meaning - which only a few initiates and elders learn, so ordinary people don't have to think about it. (The Asads, who rule Syria, are Alawis; they are not nice people, but it's not because of their religion.)

Needless to say, the fundies hate them.

P.S. As for the story about Alawis and Ismailis sharing wives... it's just one more grotesque fundamentalist LIE just like the lies the fundies tell about Jews, Christians, and everyone else who doesn't buy into their sick view of the world.

Answer 8

Probably the Nation of Islam.

Answer 9

I don't think being an Alawi is much fun, coz if ur a woman the husband can offer u to the visiting guest, as a gesture of goodwill and "hospitality", lol

and this according to the twenty-second article in their false credo