Which celebrity would you like to throw out of the boat, whilst meandering in crocodile-infested waters?

Question

I shall nominate one J Clarkson esq.

Answer 1

i think we're gonna need a bigger boat.

Answer 2

I can only pick one? Dang, cause I have a long list. At the top would be Britney Spears. I mean who really gives a care if she's shopping or driving or what. I mean, half of the those celebrity shows are just her doing normal everyday things. Who cares! Plus she's an unfit parent and completely crazy.

Answer 3

Paris Hilton, Worthless S****y moon faced, no talent Bimbo.

Answer 4

Here's a list:

Graeme Norton

Cliff Richard

David Caruso

Victoria Beckham

Dale Winton

The woman who is Gail in Coronation St (looks like ET)

The entire cast of Eastenders

James Blunt

Answer 5

Paris Hilton for being a complete and total waste of time for anyone who endures her.

Answer 6

Paris Hilton

Nothing but an oxygen thief

Answer 7

Hanoi Jane (Jane Fonda)!!!!

Answer 8

bruce forsyth

Answer 9

pete docherty      should be in jail but as we all know money talks with the british judicial system

Answer 10

Rosie O Donell

Answer 11

Ellen Degeneres

Answer 12

miley cyrus..for being in little girls' bathrooms...bedrooms..backpacks..and AHHHH!!! shez everywhere!

Answer 13

Tom Cruise

Answer 14

Naomi Campbell. For being such a bi*ch.

Answer 15

Jordan.  Not only do we have to suffer her (and wots his names) drivel on every front page, but she also chalks up reality TV shows, Talk shows and NOW a childrens book!  Wots this book to be called...How to be a baby bimbo queen?

feed her to the crocs, though they might have a job trying to eat her underwater....she probably wouldnt sink!

Answer 16

Arnold Swarchinager

Answer 17

Kerry Katona without a second thought

Answer 18

just one?Diane Sawyer

Answer 19

Jade Goody, she make me ashamed to say I'm British

Answer 20

I would vote for Angelina Jolee (I think that's how you spell it) for taking Brad Pitt off Jen A. X

Answer 21

I can only choose one?  But, but.... there are just soooo many!

Answer 22

Throw him out Bill!!  he is my most irritating so called "Celeb" ever - I HATE him - the patronising, stupid, nauseating boy racer - Make sure Im there to see the crocs sweetie! x*x ARRGGH I HATE HIM!! Grrrr Sorry - loss of control there!! :oP xxxxx

Answer 23

John McCriddick!