Which club should I use on the religious solicitors that come knocking at my door?

Question

...and please don't say the sand wedge, I broke it.

Answer 1

Hit 'em with everything in the bag, then hit 'em with the bag.

Answer 2

How bout a 6 iron, better yet, go buy 2 more and use three 6 irons.

Answer 3

I believe the nine iron is traditional.

Answer 4

Hit them in the puter with the putter.

How's your Mom? Not bad? Good!

Answer 5

I think you are "Better off Dead"...

Answer 6

4 iron or the 9

Answer 7

Niblick or Mashie, I always liked the way those roll off of

the tongue or the noggin.

Answer 8

Use a Hybrid , It will give you more confidence to hit your target !