Which cruiselines sail from Las Palmas to Florida?

Question

Which cruiselines sail from Las Palmas to Florida?

Answer 1

There are some super value trips at the end of the year when the cruise ships leave the Med and head for Florida. Obviously you have to fly back.

Answer 2

Depends on how quickly you want to get there and how much money you have.  We were just on a cruise from Las Palmas (I hope you meant Spain) to Rio.  The cruise continued on from there to Florida.  Many people stayed on for the next cruise.  We got off in Rio.  The cruise line is SilverSeas.  Although, I just checked their site and the itinerary looks different next year.  Carnival goes to Malaga from Miami.  Crystal Cruises has one that goes to both but starts in Rome.

Answer 3

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."

The passengers were numb with fear, except for one... a semi-retired minister..."Now, now, keep calm, folks" he said. "Let's all bow our heads and pray."

Immediately, the group bowed their heads to pray... except one fellow near the back.

"Why aren't you bowing your head to pray?" the minister asked.

"Well, I don't know how to pray," replied the passenger.

"Well, just do something religious!" piped up another well meaning passenger.

So the man got up and started down the aisle passing his hat