Which do you hate more: mountian top Muffintop or fat hairy old guy with no shirt?

Question

"Muffin-top" is a generally pejorative slang term used to describe the phenomenon of overhanging flesh when it spills over the waistline of trousers or skirt in a manner that resembles the top of a muffin spilling over its paper casing. This generally occurs when an individual wears low-rise, hip-hugger pants, or midriff-baring tops that are too small.

Answer 1

not sure if there are real folks...but i'd have to go with the fat hairy old guy with no shirt

Answer 2

ewww, such choice!  Well, I guess that the only difference between the mountain muffin top and the fat hairy old guy is the old guy is hairy as well as he has no shirt on, which may be a disgusting sight to see.  So I guess one would have to choose the muffin-top guy as you did not indicate that he was old, hairy or without a shirt.  =P

Answer 3

eeewwwwwww, a fat, hairy old guy with no shirt!

What is a muffin top?