Which footballer would you.....?

Question

lock in a dark room full of rats, spiders ,horse shitt ,slugs and maggots

for a whole night

leaving them crying and screaming for help

dont say cristiano ronaldo or rooney

the obvious answers

Answer 1

Cantona, Gascoigne, Maradona

Manager: Harry Redknapp

TV Presenter: Gary Lineker

Answer 2

Gerrard, Carragher and Barton.

Thinking about it though, Barton would probably be happy there, be a night with his brother!

Answer 3

Ashley Cole.

He shows no respect to anyone.

Answer 4

Essien - dirty, fouling cheat who gets away with murder.

Did you see those X-rated, two-footed tackles he put in on Didi Hamman, and against a player from Bolton?  Yet the referee 'didn't see them' and just did nothing.  Then, once he had committed the horror foul, he gestured for a player to be booked when he himself had been tackled.

Please leave him in this room for a good long while!

Answer 5

Rio Ferdinand - i hate him

If not him then Dimitar Berbadik!

Answer 6

Joey Barton

Answer 7

fabragas but he would only feel at home................

Answer 8

maradonna

Answer 9

Christiano Ronaldo because everybody admires him

Answer 10

Joey Barton/John Obi Mikel, They are both impatient and aggresive so and sos :P

Answer 11

If U Mean Football As In Soccer, Uh Beckham Lol!

And If U Mean American Football, Uhm Micheal Vick.

Answer 12

Ashley Cole  

Answer 13

Gareth Barry until he signs a new contract! Don't be fooled by O'Neills shy and humble persona-He is pure evil really!!!!!

Haha right now I think Berbatov for the same reasons-WHere is the loyalty!?

People are saying Barton but he isn't worth the trouble-Pure scum rolled in to a snack-sized bar!!!!!

Also Eboue-I mean any excuse for a fight and he latches on to it in a shot!!! Vile.

Answer 14

Garry Neville  

Answer 15

whats so freighting about being locked in a room with them for just 1 night?

rats - no big deal.

spiders - you never said they are poison? or not?.

horse shitt, slugs, maggots - a day at manchester utd.

Answer 16

ashley cole

that would be entertaining!

Answer 17

All the losers at Liverpool.

Answer 18

Jamie Cureton.  

Answer 19

lampard or terry but they cry anyway lol or that tat guy above, hahaha what a prat!!!!

Answer 20

Gerrard

Answer 21

Rio Ferdinand

Robbie Keane

Any of the Tottenham team (especially Berbatov) - they are all scared of their own shadow.....

All manu players

Most Arsenal and Liverpool come to that!

(before you ask - There's only one team in London and currently perched on top of the premiership!

Answer 22

Berbatov. crying whinging baby!

Mummy Mummy i signed a contract and now i can get more money from another club but the nasty man in charge wont let me go and i want my own way.... Now i'm gonna sulk.

And his skin is really greasy to...lol

Answer 23

Cristiano Ronaldo :D

Answer 24

Jens lehman, i miss him in the prem, a complete liability  

Answer 25

C ronaldo along with his g*y partner pato from milan

Answer 26

Joey Barton. Yeah, man, that would be nang! :)

Answer 27

Drogba