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Which is best for America? Seeing Palin whoop Biden with a raw leg of lamb? Or watching Obama give...?

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...McCain a wedgie?

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I've learned SOOOO much here on Yahoo! Answers "Elections".

When I first found this haven of profoundly intellectual discourse, all I knew was the Declaration of Independence, the Preamble and a few quotes from the U.S. Constitution.

We all grow up, someday, I guess.

Now, I am a man.

I realize the importance of untangling complex political quandaries such as

--determining whether or not Sarah Palin does - or does not - look like a cross between unknown person A and 'heard of once' person B.

--deciding who is more attractive to hetero dem males

--exercising my civic duty as a psychic in determining whether Obama now regrets not choosing Hillary

--ditto: deciding if McCain chose Palin only because she was in a beauty contest.

And so, as my veritable 'coming of age', my 'Y!A-Elections' Doctoral Thesis, I hereby pose the brain-bender of brain-benders, the coup d' chaw of elective uppitiness.

To my upper-class men, I thank you.

And, my tender-hearted freshmen, I encourage you.

*** snot what your country can do for you, but what you can do for Jerry Springer.

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  1. For all.


  2. Surely you're joking?

    Am I correct?...

  3. You learned everything except how to use this forum.  Your posts are like Jay Leno monologues.  You're supposed to ask questions.

    Leg of lamb.

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