...McCain a wedgie?
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I've learned SOOOO much here on Yahoo! Answers "Elections".
When I first found this haven of profoundly intellectual discourse, all I knew was the Declaration of Independence, the Preamble and a few quotes from the U.S. Constitution.
We all grow up, someday, I guess.
Now, I am a man.
I realize the importance of untangling complex political quandaries such as
--determining whether or not Sarah Palin does - or does not - look like a cross between unknown person A and 'heard of once' person B.
--deciding who is more attractive to hetero dem males
--exercising my civic duty as a psychic in determining whether Obama now regrets not choosing Hillary
--ditto: deciding if McCain chose Palin only because she was in a beauty contest.
And so, as my veritable 'coming of age', my 'Y!A-Elections' Doctoral Thesis, I hereby pose the brain-bender of brain-benders, the coup d' chaw of elective uppitiness.
To my upper-class men, I thank you.
And, my tender-hearted freshmen, I encourage you.
*** snot what your country can do for you, but what you can do for Jerry Springer.
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