Which is more deadlier - a Midget Ninja or a Kung-Fu Rabbit ? ?

Question

The Midget Ninja is basicaly a Midget human, but with all the abilities of a certified Ninja. He's so small and stubby, he can hide behind plants, sofas, arm chairs, next to you - and you won't notice instantly although you'll suspect something 'odd' like movement, perhaps it was a moth heh.

Introducing Kung Fu Rabbit, hes a somewhat large rabbit - around the size of a 5 year old child, and he excels in Kung Fu - what he lacks in stealth, espionage, shock tactics - he more than makes up for with speed, agility and lightening fast flying kicks.

Its up to you, to decide which of the two you fear the most.

So which is more deadlier ? the Midget Ninja or the Kung Fu Rabbit ?

Answer 1

I am afraid of what made you ask this question!

Was it,

Bad fried chicken?

A bad bike ride?

Or finding out that your special someone doesn't like you.

  

Answer 2

You can't look at a midget without laughing and you can't really defend yourself while laughing, so he gets the nod.

Answer 3

a lion

Answer 4

A rabbit would be deadlier....they'll multiply like...er...rabbits.

It wouldn't have to be a kung-fu rabbit, though. A samurai rabbit like Usagi Yojimbo is pretty deadly ;-)

Answer 5

KUNG-FU RABBIT !

HI-YAAAAAH !

Answer 6

the midget he a ninja he would throw death stars and kuni at the rabbit but the rabbit could dodge ah but the ninja would use his shadow clone justu and then he slice off his ears and use them as leg warmers

Answer 7

The ninja, a rabbits brain is to small.

Answer 8

In open one to one combat a Kung Fu Rabbit will have a decided advantage, due to his (y)ears isolated training without distraction ( unlike those Tae Kwon Do hamsters, with their flashy wheel moves ). But the Ninja Midget would unlock his hutch and kill him while he sleeps and he wouldn't even know.

Answer 9

It depends on the midget or rabbit.  They're too many variables and you cant possibly prepare for them all. i.e.  if the prize  for the fight is a carrot, the rabbit will definitely have the motivational edge.  Then again, the midget has reach advantage,  opposable thumbs, and more brain mass. So, if I had to make a guess, I'd say whoever cross-trains with Muay Thai and Brazillian JiuJitsu.