Which is older ancient joke 1 A little girl walks into a pet shop ?

Question

and asks in the sweetest little lisp:

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks:

"Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice:

"I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

Answer 1

lolz made me laugh

star fer u  

Answer 2

thats pretty funny

Answer 3

*snickers* and *snorts*

Answer 4

where do u get these jokes conan? they are hilarious and why do you start them from the question itself??

Answer 5

haha!